rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

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(via surprisebitch)


jaclcfrost:

people that call you by just your last name

  • gym teachers/coaches
  • someone that wants to challenge you to a battle to the death

(via realtylerjoseph)


spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via realtylerjoseph)


neptunain:

just girly things: FUCKING BOOB ITCHES THAT NEVER GO AWAY

(via realtylerjoseph)


thehemings:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

d-elenda:

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

(via perks-of-being-chinese)



zayny:

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

good thing i’m both

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(via toolazytolive)


nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

nailerforge:

ITS 3 IN GHE MORNING IM CRYING

(via surprisebitch)


orionfalls:

i still think its 2012

(via pizza)



sextnoise:

me at school 

(via memegurls)


storytime-writings:

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

Or the times that they then decide to tell your whole freakin family about it and then exaggerate the story to make you sound stupid…

(via savepunknroll)


romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

(via pizza)


westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

(via mxcall)


jollychina:

inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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BLANKETY

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BLANKETY

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BLANK

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)